sadisticfox asked: I am going to hug you now. "hugs" :3
Anonymous asked: Herp derp derp derp hurr hurr herp durr herp derp?
You’re funny mister
babbincocks asked: does it hurt to have your eyes like that?
Not at all
ask-cyrax-the-dragon asked: Does I have any mail today?
No, but how bout a muffin?
Anonymous asked: Did anypony ever ask you out?
There is this one pony that is very flirtatious, but sadly nopony has ever asked me out
Anonymous asked: you dont seem to be as popular as the other ponies, why is that?
Maybe it’s because I’m different
Anonymous asked: Whats one of your most interesting deliveries?
I once made a delivery to muffinville