I am going to hug you now. "hugs" :3
Herp derp derp derp hurr hurr herp durr herp derp?
does it hurt to have your eyes like that?
Does I have any mail today?
No, but how bout a muffin?
Did anypony ever ask you out?
There is this one pony that is very flirtatious, but sadly nopony has ever asked me out
you dont seem to be as popular as the other ponies, why is that?
Maybe it’s because I’m different
Whats one of your most interesting deliveries?
I once made a delivery to muffinville