Just a random brony

I am going to hug you now. "hugs" :3

*hugs back*

Herp derp derp derp hurr hurr herp durr herp derp?

Anonymous

You’re funny mister

does it hurt to have your eyes like that?

Not at all

Does I have any mail today?

No, but how bout a muffin?

*gives muffin*

Did anypony ever ask you out?

Anonymous

There is this one pony that is very flirtatious, but sadly nopony has ever asked me out

you dont seem to be as popular as the other ponies, why is that?

Anonymous

Maybe it’s because I’m different

Whats one of your most interesting deliveries?

Anonymous

I once made a delivery to muffinville